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I would much prefer being hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not. I will never be the girl you wanted me to be.
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"...I am in Tatiana's room. Tatiana and Olga are here... I am sitting and digging in my nose with my left hand. Olga wanted to slap me but I ran away from her swinish hand..."
- Anastasia Nicholaievna, May 8,1913
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So, Naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller still to bite 'em;
And so proceed ad infinitum.
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"Are the gods not just?"
"Oh no, child. What would become of us if they were?"
~Till We Have Faces, by C.S. Lewis
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En la reflexión de tus ojos
Yo veo que - sí -
El mundo
Es magnífico.
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-"-"- Owl.
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-"-"- Owl.
There was a while there were I also wanted a cornicopia backpack...
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-"-"- Owl.
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